Tesco … of California?!

September 21st, 2007, 10:08 am

Somebody told me of this yesterday and I simply could not believe it to be true. However, research this morning has proved this to be correct –

Forget The Beatles.

Forget David Beckham.

Forget Doctor Who.

The true British Invasion of America has begun.

Tesco is opening a line of supermarkets in the US, starting basically right down the street from me.fresh & easy logo, courtesy of Wikipedia

Los Angeles, as usual, is being the test-market guinea pig.

Oh, they’re being all cloak-and-dagger and all by giving themselves a different name (”fresh & easy” is the official name) but don’t let that fool you. It’s still Tesco.

I should have known this was coming when I started seeing HSBC Banks popping up all over the place (”Bringing you great British drama”).

You can see some photos of ugly parking lots with construction signs proving my words here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fresh_%26_Easy.

What’s next? Driving on the left side of the road, for friggin’ sakes?!

I do hear that they’re going to compete directly with Whole Foods, which might help knock those bastards’ prices down. I, for one, shall rejoice.

sometime world pass me by again

September 16th, 2007, 10:17 am

Recently, I took a look over my list of read classic science fiction and found that it was wanting. Driven with a mad desire to succeed at any cost, I launched forth to overcome this deficiency in my character and consume those works of the genre that were glaringly absent from my I’ve-read-that list.Original cover, courtesy of Wikipedia

One such work of classic science fiction is one that is probably missing from many an American’s list, especially those born from the 1970s onward. Until recently, I believe that this particular book was hard to come by in the US. In any event, it was completely under my radar until I chanced to learn of it in the most unlikely of places.

When they’re not grunting like primeval apes, passing out from alcohol consumption, or preoccupied with shopping for the latest leather S&M gear, members of the classic metal band Judas Priest can actually form complete sentences. Unsurprisingly to anyone who listens to their lyrics, lyric-writer and vocalist Rob Halford (who once looked sorta normal, unlike his current incarnation as an Earth-bound Vogon escaped convict) is a fan of science-fiction (you can’t hear it, but as I wrote this I said “science-fiction” with a bad Birmingham accent, just to get in the Priest mood). Happening to watch a documentary recently about the band, I heard Rob Halford mention John Wyndham’s 1951 British sci-fi classic Day of the Triffids as an example of science-fiction he loves. Not having heard of this novel before, I instantly declared that if Mr. Rob Halford liked it, then goddamnit so would I.

And I did. A lot.

I just finished the book a few days ago, a nice slim volume that doesn’t fart around like, oh, Robert Jordan, but just gets right on with it, so committing to reading it takes slightly less time than writing a doctoral thesis, or building a pyramid.

Briefly, the story tells of survivors of an apocalypse brought on by humankind’s stupidity and arrogance, two separate catastrophes which unite to utterly destroy civilization, and nearly everyone on the earth, in the most unsettling and disturbing of ways — when a satellite loaded with nasty bacteriological weapons crashes to the earth in a spectacular worldwide light show, it blinds all who watch it. Our hero Bill, recuperating from an accident to his eyes, has missed the whole thing, and removes the bandages to discover a world that doesn’t work anymore. Chaos ensues, and typical post-apocalyptic violence results, while Bill struggles to survive and eventually to locate the handful of others who through pure luck missed the light show, and saved their sight.

But that’s not the end of humanity’s suffering. From somewhere in the heart of Soviet Russia, a genetic-modification experiment gone wrong has resulted in the Triffid, a plant that gets up and walks, and has a nasty habit of lashing out with a poison whip that instantly kills its victim. After a nice ripening process, the Triffid then proceeds to scoop up the flesh of the festering corpse.

With humanity blinded and incapacitated, the Triffids take over, and things get bad very, very quickly.

Day of the Triffids is a post-apocalyptic science-fiction novel before there was a genre called The Post-Apocalyptic Science-Fiction Novel, published years before books like A Canticle for Liebowitz and I Am Legend solidified the stereotypes and established the term. There were obviously grim views of the future (a British specialty), but none so typically post-apocalyptic as this book. From a plot point of view, this story would not have felt at all out of place in the more jaded climate of the 1970s, or even the 1980s. Without artifice, John Wyndham wrote a quintessential survival story in a world irretrievably destroyed.

I’ve been peculiarly interested in the post-apocalyptic novel of late, since I’m knee-deep in my own little composition of the genre. Day of the Triffids proved a particularly enriching read, as Wyndham masterfully exploited the possibilities of the genre to mine immense riches of character and drama. The hero Bill struggles through not just the exigencies and miseries of outer world, but his own internal turmoil, fighting within himself to have a reason to even go on. Post-apocalyptic novels can illuminate the human capacity for hope like no other, and I have yet to read a novel which illustrates it so well as Day of the Triffids.

Tackling the idea of bacteriological warfare and genetic-modification is startlingly prescient for 1951. Indeed, it was so far ahead of its time that it is only now, in the 21st century, that the concepts seem at all timely, particularly the genetic-modification theme. In our current climate, when scientists fiddle with nature by affixing animal genes to plants, suddenly the concept of creating a plant which walks and eats flesh is not so very far-fetched after all.

I grew up on British literature of all types, from When the Tripods Came to Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, from P.G. Wodehouse to Arthur Conan Doyle, and discovering a classic written in the literary style I love so much which had somehow passed me by, is a wondrous treat indeed. Had this same story been composed by an American, it would have been so different, in texture, in attitude. Anyone who has ever read a novel by a great 20th Century British novelist knows what I’m talking about. The quality is ineffable, but inescapable.

Humorously, author Brian Aldiss dubbed Day of the Triffids a “cosy catastrophe”, without meaning irony, and I’m damned if he didn’t hit the nail on the head with the term. For even among the dreadful misery and horrors that we experience in the book, there is a grounded, solid and imperturbable core of domesticity and warmth in the English character that even man-eating plants and bacteriological catastrophes cannot diminish. And it’s wonderful.

One of the great classics of science-fiction.

Next up: another of Wyndham’s masterpieces, The Midwich Cuckoos (twice adapted to film as Village of the Damned)

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the scruffy longhairs (nwobhm mystique part 2)

August 10th, 2006, 12:12 pm

If you want blood (and flashbombs and dry ice and confetti) you’ve got it
—The New Wave of British Heavy Metal: first in an occasional series by Deaf Barton

This article headline, written by Geoff “Deaf” Barton and appearing in the May 19, 1979 issue of Sounds magazine in Britain, innocuously and unsuspectingly kicked off a musical revolution, or to put it more accurately, dug up a proliferating underground, slapped a badge on all its members, and thrust it into the, erm, overground.

Barton credits the invention of the rather less-than-elegant name “New Wave of British Heavy Metal” to his then-editor at Sounds, Al Lewis, who apparently had a predilection for bestowing grand, sweeping statements on the articles in the rag. Elegant or no, the name instantly caught on — it truly was a kind of membership badge for a whole generation of young heavy rock bands throughout the Isles who, until they saw those series of articles in 1979, had no idea they were part of something bigger than themselves.

But they were. There were hundreds of bands, and after that first little article in May (in which Barton reviewed a concert in Camden with Samson, Iron Maiden, and Angelwitch), the floodgates began to open. Article after article would appear, many by Barton, others by people like Malcolm Dome, covering this new “musical movement”. It was almost like a self-fulfilling prophecy: they called it a new wave, and a new wave it became.

If the effect of this one article seems too serendipitous to be true, it’s because it is. While the benefits of the new name for the movement probably came as a surprise to all involved, a certain dedicated individual had been working tirelessly behind the scenes for years to get just the kind of press coverage for his beloved genre as this article afforded. He had been courting Geoff Barton for ages, calling him weekly over the phone to pressure him to give heavy metal and his venue much-needed exposure in Sounds, throughout a period when heavy music was almost completely absent from the mainstream papers. It was he who had organized and emceed the triple-bill concert in Camden, the very concert whose review would mark the official beginning of the nwobhm in May 1979. His name was Neal Kay, and he treated the “cause of heavy metal” with the single-minded determination of a holy missionary in a land of cannibal heathens.

Kay had long since created a bastion for hard rock as DJ of the Heavy Metal Soundhouse, a few-nights-a-week disco at the Bandwagon pub in Kingsbury in northwest London. Frequented by dedicated “scruffy longhairs”, with their denims and their leathers and their propensity for headbanging, Kay had bands like Motörhead, Nugent, Rush, and Judas Priest on heavy rotation, played for people who weren’t interested in whether or not heavy metal was fashionable. But Kay was a tireless promoter, and he had already coerced Barton into an article about the Soundhouse way back in 1978, long before anything having to do with new young bands in a new, young movement. Kay organized the show in May 1979 with Angel Witch, Maiden, and Samson at the Music Machine in Camden for just this reason — to spread exposure beyond the limited suburban confines of Kingsbury and, hopefully, into the national consciousness.

Neal Kay was a funny sort of person. He was so serious, so dedicated to this heavy rock lark, that he often came across as pedantic, even ridiculous. In 1980, when Janet Street-Porter directed an installment of the music programme 20th Century Box about the nwobhm movement, Kay and his Heavy Metal Soundhouse would figure prominently. Appearing like a cross between an idiot and a cultish guru, Kay was nevertheless nothing if not sincere in his love for heavy rock. But the way the show portrayed him made it hard to take him seriously. Standing in front of his LP collection, he gave a hard line stance about how the term “heavy metal” was an outmoded American term, and he preferred the term heavy rock, or just rock. All well and good. But it might have been easier to take his words seriously if he hadn’t been wearing a t-shirt with the words “HEAVY METAL SOUNDHOUSE” boldly written across his chest…

Geoff Barton is adamant that, if there can be said to be anyone who kickstarted the nwobhm movement, it was Neal Kay. After all, it was Kay who had engineered the whole backstory which would culminate in that article in the May 19, 1979 issue of Sounds that would galvanize the movement. And his Heavy Metal Soundhouse would continue to be the unofficial capital of heavy metal in the UK throughout nwobhm’s brief little life. When Steve Harris was looking for an opportunity to gain exposure for his East End rock band Iron Maiden, he fished their demo tape to none other than Neal Kay, who grudgingly agreed to play a track or two. By the end of 1979, the tracks from that demo tape would be in the top fifty most-requested songs for the entire year, published in bold ink in Sounds for all to see. Harris freely admits that the support of Kay and his Soundhouse was one of the critical steps which would lead them to their ultimate success. And Kay would have a major role to play in assisting other nwobhm bands, such as Praying Mantis and Def Leppard, find public exposure and record deals.

By late 1979 and into 1980, regular articles on the nwobhm were appearing in all the major weeklies, and dozens upon dozens of formerly obscure rock bands were finding themselves thrust into the spotlight through their unwitting participation in this grassroots movement which was fast moving to replace the void left by the carcass of punk rock.

It was only natural that in the wake of this frenetic interest, the record labels would come calling, sniffing for the next big thing, or at least the big bucks from the next quick come-and-go fad. Bands like Iron Maiden, Tygers of Pan Tang, Girlschool, and others landed major record deals and debuted their first long-players deep into the Top 40 charts in 1980 (Girlschool hit 28 with their debut “Demolition”).

But let’s back up for a moment, and shift all those major label releases aside. Because, the essence of what made the nwobhm unique has nothing to do with EMI, or RCA, or whatever. It has a lot more to do with deciding not to wait for the labels to come calling, and do your thing on your own and just get it out there, and the hell with the mainstream. And, despite the protests of the bands themselves (who want nuffink to do wiv it), this is where punk rock and nwobhm really join forces.

If you glance at a list of any amount of nwobhm releases in 1979 and 1980, two major points will become obvious: firstly, that many of these releases were self-financed records produced on homegrown labels; and, secondly, that most of them are singles.

Consciously or unconsciously, the nwobhm bands of the time, realizing that nobody was going to come knocking and just do things for them, took their cue from the revolutionary industriousness of punk rock — typified by Johnny Rotten’s statement to “fuck off and form a band” — and scrounged together a few quid to record a track or three in one of the little studios peppered throughout the country and knock out some vinyl on their own little invented label. Armed with a thousand copies of their new 7- or 9-inch disc, they would cart them around and sell them after their shows, ship them off to reviewers at the papers, or wrangle them into the shops. Romantically, they took their destinies into their own hands, went all entrepreneurial, and produced.

Diamond Head, who for a while were simply assumed to be the next big thing, released their full-length LP “Untitled” (AKA “Lightnin’ To The Nations”, AKA the “White Album”) to major acclaim (and an ultimate place as one of the movement’s seminal releases). Okay, so they forgot to put their name on the sleeve, which was actually totally white — on later copies they simply pencilled in the tracklisting.

Def Leppard released their own EP “Getcha Rocks Off”, on their Bludgeon Riffola Label early in 1979, another seminal release, and long before they scored any kind of record deal.

Tons of other bands either produced and released their own singles and EPs on their own pence, or produced them at their own expense and released them through tiny little labels.

Very, very few of them would ever make it to the full album stage, either self-financed or on a major record label. To a large degree, the archaeology of the nwobhm rests largely in the world of the single. The nwobhm is one of those movements where many of the finest bands contributed just a lone, solitary — yet explosive and unforgettable — track to the catalogue.

This entrepreneurial, independent spirit is one of the most endearing foundation stones of the nwobhm. Here, for a change, it was more about the music than cashing in. These were not half-assed musicians who happened to look good, packaged together by managers and record execs and farmed to gullible kids to make a killing, their music heavily doctored and manipulated by armies of engineers into a kind of aural cotton candy. This was all about honing your craft in the pubs, getting cheered when things worked and booed when things didn’t, and then getting four hours in the studio to cut five tracks and ripping it loose essentially live, and then farming them out to a crowd of punters who knew the genre and knew what they liked (and what they hated).

Of course, before long a number of small labels had gotten wind of the heavy metal fad and started signing bands in the hope of cashing in. One of the most important of these was Newcastle’s Neat Records (who had their own recording facilities). Drawing on the immense local Northeast scene, Neat began releasing a spate of singles and then albums that would rival the output of any other company, putting their stamp on Fist, Raven, Warfare, and Venom, just for starters. In fact, the output from the Geordies was so prolific that the press soon began rather absurdly referring to a nenwobhm, a “North East New Wave Of British Heavy Metal”.

So, throughout the UK, at the turn of the Eighties, an entire world of heavy rock bands found exposure, and the tide of interest turning their way. Circumstances would be such that their brand of rock, and the independent, underground nature of the way they cultivated their music, would garner a name, and be dubbed a movement.

But did they really share a unified musical vision and style? Were they all united together by the same aesthetic, the same taste? Or were they lumped together by circumstance and geographical proximity, given a tag by the press which they had not invented, not been a part of, and which meant nothing to them? Were these hundreds of bands scattered throughout the UK all playing the same types of music?

Many people expect the term “nwobhm” to refer to a musical style, like “thrash music” or “lo-fi”. They pick up bands linked to the movement expecting everyone to sound like Iron Maiden or Diamond Head. Unfortunately, perhaps, the truth is that there is no musical genre called “nwobhm”. Instead, the New Wave of British Heavy Metal is really a cultural term. They were united by time and by a similarity of instrument, but not necessarily by taste or sound, not with the specificity that some would like.

Loosely, of course, they sounded similar. They were mostly drawing inspiration from the same groups of sources, the same classic bands of the previous generations. And they were largely playing with the same setups of instruments (of course, so were the punks, so that really doesn’t count for much). But as anyone with even the remotest understanding of rock music can attest, you can play with an electric guitar or two and call yourself a hard rock band and sound like anything. Two “rock” bands can follow each other on the same stage and play the same rigs and sound nothing alike. The first can be aggressive and speedy and rough, the second sedate, sentimental, and smooth. Both are still rock, or even heavy rock, but in terms of taste they’re worlds apart.

The bands affiliated with the nwobhm ran the gamut of rock music, from the kind of heavy metal that would make Metallica fans proud to the kind of hard rock music which has “love” and “baby” as every third word. For every Blitzkrieg you have a Black Rose.

In part, I think we’re spoiled in 2006 by what the term “heavy metal” came to represent after the nwobhm. Bands like Metallica and Megadeth, and eventually all the death and black metal and all that crap were taking the aggressiveness factor and notching it up level after level, to the point where now we have things like brutal technical speed death, which is so fast and so aggressive that it makes the heavy metal bands of 1980 — even the famously speedy ones — look like the tortoise in the tortoise and the hare race. Positively plodding. Although nwobhm bands were widely-regarded as infusing the old heavy metal standard with the exuberance and pace of punk rock, to our much more jaded ears many of them are naively tame by modern standards. “Heavy metal” in 1979 was a much looser and simpler term than it came to be later, ironically enough, thanks in large part to the influence of the nwobhm itself.

But there’s something else about this musical style issue that must be noted. Whereas we might now think of many of these nwobhm bands as incompatible musically, at the time the general fanbase seemed to accept them together much more readily, despite the gulf in taste. Where the truth of the nwobhm as a bona fide movement becomes most obvious is in the countless concerts and gigs throughout the nation in 1979 and 1980, gigs where mega-headbangers Iron Maiden easily shared the stage with crooning hard rockers Praying Mantis, where boogie rockers Vardis would be attended by the same scruffy longhairs who had just seen quasi-Satanic doomers Angelwitch or Witchfinder General. Or you can take a look at any of Neal Kay’s weekly heavy metal charts from late 1979 or 1980 which appeared in Sounds (tallying up the audience requests of the week at the Bandwagon) to see the breadth of what these kids considered “heavy metal”. Young upstarts like Iron Maiden, Trespass, and Praying Mantis coexisted alongside the real heavy stuff like AC/DC, proggy stuff like Styx and Rush, and southern boogie stuff like Molly Hatchet. The kids at the Bandwagon were looking for stuff to headbang to, and stuff to play air guitar to — I suppose that in the end, that’s what makes heavy metal, stylistic niceties be damned.

So, the New Wave of British Heavy Metal was a cultural blink in the eye of the British music scene, a moment when heavy rock music returned to the consciousness of the mainstream world. Heavy rock and heavy metal may never have gone away in the first place, as people like Paul Samson were quick to point out, but despite Samson’s protestations to the contrary, what made the nwobhm a genuine movement was that a new generation of journalists were united with a new generation of bands to bring a whole new generation of fans together, across the UK. It was the participation of the press, the creation of terms and the cross-communication of once-isolated groups of rock bands in isolated cities and towns, that transformed a disparate underground into a genuine national movement. Without that alchemical combination of band, journalist, and fan, the New Wave of British Heavy Metal never would have existed. It’s a lesson in strength in numbers.

Just as Bruce Dickinson of Maiden has often said — he didn’t know he was a part of anything until he read about it in the pages of Sounds, just like everyone else. Fan and musician alike.

For heavy metal fans, the nwobhm continues to appeal because of a slew of factors, all of which have been hinted at. For one, it’s a critical step in the evolution of heavy metal, a bridge between the dim, hazy creation of the genre in the early Seventies, and the global maturation of the style with Iron Maiden and Metallica in the mid-Eighties. Metallica, perhaps the most legendary of all heavy metal bands, was born in the mind of a Danish teenager taking in Diamond Head and Mythra concerts before he relocated with his family to the San Fernando Valley, where his love of the genre led him to form his own band. Metallica’s debt of gratitude to the nwobhm movement is popularly cited to this day because it’s such a perfect example of how a musical movement apparently confined to the British Isles sent shockwaves across the globe nearly strong enough to spawn whole musical industries. Long after heavy metal fell out of favour and back into obscurity in the UK, new young bands in Continental Europe and South America were picking up the mantle and writing music inspired by the nwobhm bands they had loved. Magazines in Germany and in Greece would hunt down their heroes, who had long since forgotten their brief flirt with music stardom, for interviews and retrospectives. Bands were invited to reform and play before thrilled audiences at Summer festivals, alongside younger bands who were playing music inspired by their original releases decades ago. Without the nwobhm, heavy metal probably would have ceased to exist before the Eighties ever got started.

But there’s another appeal to the nwobhm, a cultural appeal. There’s a kind of innocent naivete and simple love of music which permeates through the whole movement. For a brief spell, these bands were releasing their own material on handmade labels, playing to audiences night after night that were so familiar they were practically friends (and often were). And while the big money came knocking and sundered the nwobhm into those that failed and those that cashed in (effectively killing the movement altogether), there was for that briefest of moments a sense of self-fulfilling independence, in an industry that’s all about deceit and fabrication and corporate manipulation. The grassroots underdog nature of the nwobhm holds the same appeal that most grassroots movements do — a whole subculture uniting together whether by design or happenstance to devote themselves to something they genuinely love.

Is this entirely accurate? Probably not. There doubtless was greed and competition and backbiting and backstabbing and all the rest of it. But we’re not talking about individual specifics here. We’re talking about an overarching feel that the nwobhm communicated, in its all-too-brief heyday. For a time, in early 1980 and thereabouts, it just felt like the nwobhm would conquer the world.

There, I think, we find the nwobhm mystique — a grassroots movement that wasn’t, a musical revolution that wasn’t, a world that no-one realized they were a part of, or working for, or contributing to. Something that took everyone by surprise.

Until they read about it in Sounds.

To Be Concluded…

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the nwobhm mystique

July 31st, 2006, 6:36 pm

Ah, that unpronouncable acronym of acronyms, the nwobhm, holds a most special place in the hearts of heavy metal fans. No other term, perhaps, holds as much reverence, as much awe, as much sheer mystique, to those who follow the path of the heavy, than the nwobhm does, and not without good reason. For it was in the nwobhm, in that swelteringly-hot, clanging forge of music alchemy, that much of the foundations of the genre were formed, and to which virtually all who came after were forced to pay homage.

NWOBHM stands for the New Wave of British Heavy Metal, a term coined in a weekly music paper in 1979 to describe a grassroots, groundswell movement of heavy rock bands bucking the tide of punk rock and new wave. But, in an interesting twist, it was the article itself which served as the catalyst for the movement, and helped to thrust the New Wave of British Heavy Metal into the limelight, and a few of its most fortunate into super-stardom.

As with many fads, within a year it had lost steam, and within a few years it was gone, an entire network of like-minded groups in a whole nation ceasing to exist altogether. It arrived with a bang, left with a whimper.

Gone but not forgotten, however. As the 90s progressed, it soon became apparent that there was a whole world of fans who loved that strange, brief British fad, fans in Europe, Japan, America, as well as back home, who clambered for used copies of old vinyl, the relics of the age. A collector’s world was born, and with it the good and the bad that comes from collecting. Long-defunct bands were invited to re-form and perform again at the Summer European festivals, sometimes to audiences many times as large as any to whom they had originally performed.

It turned out that for many, the nwobhm mystique had not in fact worn off, even after so much time had passed.
But what is it about this strange, brief music movement that holds so much special magic for the heavy metal fan? Why does it continue to entice, why does the name itself seem to evoke such awed whispers?

To find the answer, we have to travel back in time and become familiar with the world in which the nwobhm was born, as well as the people who contributed to it, not just the music itself.

Hold on just a sec while I get out my map of time portals (stolen from the Supreme Being), and …

To the mainstream music companies and press, hard rock was dead in the late 70s in the UK, replaced by the edgier punk rock and New Wave movements (by the end of the 70s these would in turn be replaced by Ska and other forms of pop). Hard rock bands — especially the up-and-comers — found it hard to book gigs, and even harder to make record deals in a climate which had apparently moved on to other genres. Steve Harris of Iron Maiden has often recounted how one brief manager of the band could have gotten them a record deal … if they agreed to cut their hair short and put on leather and safety pins.

Heavy metal was a term for heavy rock that had come into existence around 1970, used to define rock bands who used distorted guitars and brisk tempos, bands such as Deep Purple and Black Sabbath. But by the late 70s most of these monoliths had lost a great deal of steam. Their output dwindled, rosters disintegrated. The perception was that these groups and the sound they represented had had their day and run their course, and it was time to move on.

There were exceptions. A very few groups, such as Judas Priest and UFO were able to sell out the larger venues and release major-label records, as most nwobhm participants were quick to point out, but the general momentum was against this type of music. If nothing else, it certainly wasn’t fashionable anymore.

Yet, throughout Britain in the mid- and late-70s, dozens, probably hundreds, of bands cropped up of young hopefuls who had grown up listening to the heavy metal greats and wanted to make their own music in that style. Generally, their aspirations were small (get local gigs, maybe pull some birds). More importantly, they had no clue that other young bands with similar tastes even existed outside their narrow little sphere. Because this style of music was not receiving any kind of media attention, nor did any kind of national network exist as such, these bands drilled away in complete isolated obscurity.

By and large the activities of these bands consisted of pursuing local gigs for little or no money at pubs and building societies, and hanging about trying to put together their own material to record demo tapes to send off to the labels (who promptly threw them in the trash).

Iron Maiden provides a quintessential example of the average activities of bands who would eventually comprise the nwobhm movement. Formed in December 1975 by bassist Steve Harris, and comprising at the time an almost endless revolving door of other East Ender players, Iron Maiden toured the local pubs in East London looking for an opportunity to play to a few punters, while they built up their homemade material, perfected their sound and their technique, and tried to develop a stage persona. They trundled around with their equipment in the back of a washed-up old van they dubbed the Green Goddess. Money was not their goal — they all had dayjobs (Harris was an apprentice draftsman). Gigs would on occasion net them the princely sum of 15 quid, not even enough to cover the expenses of their burgeoning pyrotechnics.

But money wasn’t the issue. What bands like Maiden were pursuing was the opportunity to perform music in a genre they loved in front of an audience. Not necessarily a very big audience, but an audience nontheless.

Suddenly, Maiden found themselves packing out the pubs, pubs which, like the Ruskin Arms, started inviting them back. They were developing a fanbase, local kids who loved what they were doing and would pop up, over and over, wherever the band played.

It’s important to note that the activities of bands like Maiden were going completely under the radar of the record labels and the press. Really, a little local band with a few local fans was hardly groundbreaking, but what the press (and the bands themselves) didn’t realize was that an entire groundswell movement was growing that would suddenly go from isolated, local incidents into a full-blown national phenomenon.

The dam burst early in 1979, nwobhm’s watershed year. Its catalyst would arrive in Spring 1979 in the pages of “Sounds” magazine (one of the three major national music weeklies), when Geoff Barton wrote an article describing what he called the New Wave of British Heavy Metal. In that one article was born not just the inception point of the movement, but the movement’s name as well. It was a rallying point and lightning rod both, alerting all these isolated, local favourite bands to the fact that they were part of a bona fide national movement, as well as their fans to the fact that a whole world had just been created and consolidated.

It was only to be expected that, with a hot new music fad bursting onto the scene, the major record labels wouldn’t be long in coming calling, their fat wallets waving enticingly …

To be continued …

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pegg

July 7th, 2006, 10:15 am

Simon Pegg’s newest project is the dodgily-titled Hot Fuzz, due from Working Title in 2007. A glance at the synopsis for the film elicits a resounding … meh. Still, the track record of the Pegg/Wright duo is stellar, to say the least.

For my Yank readers, actor/writer Simon Pegg and director/writer Edgar Wright are probably going to be most familiar from Shaun of the Dead, and Simon has had guest roles in a smattering of other international productions, including Band of Brothers and Mission: Impossible 3.

But for me — and for many of my British pals — Simon and Edgar are most admired for their truly awesome (and horrifically short-lived) UK sitcom Spaced, alongside the equally supreme Jessica Stevenson (who made a protracted cameo in Shaun).

Let me put it gently: Spaced fucking rules. Written by Simon and Jessica and Edgar, the “sitcom” is basically a massive geekout of in-jokes, hidden references, homages, and mimicry — not just limited to the dialogue and acting, but including the camera, lighting, and music as well. Sometimes the humour is entirely contained in a camera move, or the framing of a shot, a poking homage to some cult classic. Spaced is no ordinary sitcom, with the heavy use of Steadicam and contrasty lighting visually leading the way out of the cardboard studio sets of the conventional sitcom into much different territory. There’s no laugh track either, which means the comedy has to work doubly hard to get the viewer to laugh. But you laugh. Oh, yes, you laugh.

Sometimes the comedy is so subtle, so “inside”, that if you don’t know the film or show it’s referencing you’re completely lost. For example, there is an hysterical sequence in which Jessica’s character, Daisy, gets a new job at a taco joint, only to realize that all her fellow employees are just like the characters from One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest. It’s handled so subtly that, if you haven’t seen Cuckoo or you don’t get why the silent Indian guy is so disturbing to Daisy, you just get lost. Of course, as the episode progresses, Daisy becomes more and more horrified as events in the taco joint play out like the movie.

And the Star Wars references. Oh, the Star Wars. Fear them, respect them, for they are legion. Simon is a big old classic Star Wars fan, and inside jokes, references, homages, and story arcs abound surrounding the movies. Pegg’s disillusionment with Lucas after the Phantom Menace debacle also plays a big part in the second series of the show, which opens with Pegg’s character Tim ritually burning all his Star Wars toys after being “betrayed” by Lucas for ruining his favourite series with Phantom.

There’s quite a few notable guest stars from the UK comedy scene as well. My favourite: Bill Bailey as comic shop owner (and Tim’s boss) Bilbo (yes, Bilbo), who must regrettably fire Tim in the second series when Tim reduces a boy to tears for innocently asking to purchase a Jar-Jar Binks doll.

Do these jokes sound stupid to you? If so, these aren’t the droids you’re looking for; move along, move along. If you’ve been giggling and squirming in your seat throughout this post, I think it’s time you took a peek at this show. Unfortunately, if you’re in the States, things get tricky. If you have a DVD player and TV set capable of playing Region 2 PAL discs, you can pre-order the re-release of the collector’s edition complete series at a very reasonable price from Amazon.co.uk or HMV or one of the other online retailers. If you don’t, you might try a Torrent search or something similar, though wouldn’t it be nice to lend your support to the artists by purchasing it?

We’ll see if Pegg and Wright keep up the side when Hot Fuzz releases next year. In the meantime, we can continue to appreciate them (and Jessica Stevenson) for the geek masterpiece that is Spaced.

(We will return to normal American English starting with the next post …)

it’s all over

June 27th, 2006, 10:55 am

A couple weeks ago the BBC announced the cancellation of the long-running BBC1 comedy quiz show They Think It’s All Over.courtesy of BBC.co.uk

All Over was one of my first favorites when I began my longstanding TV exchange with my friend Danny, back in 1999. And it remained an eagerly-anticipated highlight through the following years.

For those of you unfamiliar with the quiz comedy format, it’s like this: there’s a captain who asks questions and sets challenges of a small panel of two teams, each chaired by a permanent team captain, and one or more guests. Every quiz comedy show is built around a consistent theme; in All Over’s case, it’s the theme of sports. The guest teammates are invariably plucked from the UK sporting world, and have included some big names over the years. Anyway, these two teams “compete” against each other to incur the most points and be declared winner for the episode. It’s all a bit like a themed game show, only it isn’t.

In truth, it’s a farce. There are no prizes. The two teams compete against one another for nothing at all. Oftentimes, they’re so busy developing elaborate jokes that they forget the question they were asked in the first place. The whole quiz format is an elaborate set-up for everyone involved to simply create comedy, a hoax game show whose only purpose is to laugh.

The whole concept is inimitably British. No other country could produce such an oddball and seemingly pointless program[me], where the entire point of the game is absolutely nothing at all. The structure leads nowhere, or rather to nothing more fulfilling than to receive meaningless points (in some of the other quiz comedy shows, like Never Mind the Buzzcocks, points are given or taken away sometimes on a whim just for amusement). All they care about is being funny — the format is merely a framework in which to work their delirium.

All Over was perhaps my favo[u]rite in the quiz comedy lineup in the beginning. Some episodes … I don’t know if I’ve ever laughed so hard. Sometimes I was convulsing so badly that I feared I might rupture something, genuinely feared that I was going to harm myself. One of the most famous “challenges” in the show was the Feel the Sportsman challenge, where two members from a team were blindfolded, and then had to guess the name of the sports personality by touch alone; by pawing at them.

Just consider the comic possibilities of that challenge for a moment.

And tiebreakers — oh, boy did I hope for a tiebreaker episode, because in the event of a tie there was always some ridiculous physical challenge the two captains had to compete in to break the tie. Once — I nearly wet myself — the two captains were put in these inflatable Sumo wrestler costumes and made to wrestle. But since the costume was really just a giant skin-colo[u]red balloon surrounding them, every time they collided they would bounce off each other like helium balloons. Okay, maybe it sounds stupid, but it was hugely funny, dangerously and lethally funny.

Then things began to unravel. First one, then the other of the longtime team captains left the show. Ultimately, for the season last fall, host Nick Hancock left to be replaced by Lee Mack.

I didn’t like Lee Mack. And when you don’t like the host, things start to take a nosedive.

So the show I loved so much started to kind of stumble and lose ground. And then, a couple weeks ago, the axe fell. Which, actually, I think is a bit harsh. Couldn’t they have moved it to BBC2, gotten rid of Mack, and started afresh, perhaps tweaked the format a bit? Did they really have to kill and bury the thing altogether? Guess they thought they did. It makes me a bit melancholy.

So much laughter, so much absurdity. So many fabulous episodes.

They think it’s all over … it is now.

The HDD of the DVD is more savage than the HDD of the TIVO

May 20th, 2006, 6:31 pm

Lots and lots of you out there use TiVos and you think they rock. RIght on. If that’s your speed that’s great.

But my own approach is somewhat different and, for me, much more rewarding.

Before I get to that approach, though, I think I’ve mentioned on this lame little blog that I have this completely awesome recording exchange thing with a good friend of mine in Oxford (that is, that town with the university located midway between London and Cardiff), Danny. We’ve been perfecting it since 1999, the grim dark times of … [shiver] … tape.

(I won’t go into the cost and inconvenience involved in mailing packages of VHS cassettes back and forth across the Atlantic, but suffice to say we didn’t request as much programming of each other then.)

Then came the light. The light of recordable DVDs. We began to request more shows from each other. Digital frisbees were hurled from Los Angeles to Oxford with happy abandon. Good times were had by all. Postal costs were reduced practically to nonexistence.

Which leads me to my version of TiVo: HDD/DVD recorders. I have a Panasonic DMR-E85 with a hard disk that can record up to 54 hours of content (at SP mode). That content can reside on the hard drive as long as I wish it to, during which I can edit it, give it a name, choose a thumbnail still, and other rudimentary editing tasks. Then, when the fancy or whim strikes me, I can blow it over to a DVD-R, which can burn up an entire 2 hours worth of SP content to an 8x disc in a bit over ten minutes. Or I can choose to add shows to discs one at a time; I needn’t do it all at once. Then when the disc is full, I finalize it (which takes just under two minutes), and it flowers into a fully-compliant video DVD which will play in every DVD player I’ve tried.

You see, it’s that last ability where my system leaves TiVo behind, and why I don’t understand TiVo’s popularity over HDD/DVD Recorders: portability. With TiVo, you can watch to your heart’s content — but only on the television to which the TiVo is attached. You cannot archive the programming, send it to others, free up the hard drive, share the love.

Or send it to your friend across the Atlantic.

And thanks to the modern miracle that is HDTV, my friend has the pleasure of receiving widescreen programming recorded off downconverted HDTV with picture quality far greater than would be had from standard definition signals (the greatly reduced digital artifacts alone make a huge difference).

While the UK is only just now about to launch into HDTV themselves, they’ve had 16×9 widescreen for about five years now, which means that 98% of the content I receive from Danny is anamorphic widescreen, making the experience much more cinematic and dramatic than conventional 4×3 pictures.

This is going to sound corny, but what is so rewarding about my exchange with Danny is that I know the stuff I send him is going to blow him away, and he’s getting to see these things months in advance of his peers. A couple weekends ago, for example, he finally blew out his hoarded backlog of Season 2 Lost episodes in one twelve-hour geekout, bringing him up to about the early April broadcasts. Conversely, Season 2 of Lost only just recently debuted on Channel 4 (in other words, episodes broadcast in the States way back in October last), meaning that Danny can strut about, smugly proclaiming that he’s long since seen episodes others will have to wait weeks or even months to see. That rocks.

Okay. You can bittorrent them, or get them off the usenet. But there is nothing like the sheer pleasure of receiving this enticing parcel in the mail, with a mysterious customs label affixed to it, and then ripping it open to discover a heap of recorded joy within. Believe me. And the whole meaning of our exchange is that I do all the work to put together his shows, and he does all the work to put together mine, and it’s complete reciprocation.

Anyway, in a very roundabout way, my point is this: if any of you don’t yet have a TiVo and are considering buying one, do at least consider the possibility of an HDD/DVD Recorder instead, such as my Panasonic. I’ve never regretted not being part of the TiVo crowd, because I think my HDD/DVD Recorder takes it one step better.

Time to go burn some discs for my friend.

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news of the death of the british sitcom have been greatly exaggerated

April 19th, 2006, 4:00 pm

The IT CrowdLast December or thereabouts, on BBC2 — or thereabouts — an entire evening was devoted to the demise of the British situation comedy, and why. And then a bunch of other stuff celebrating this “dead” art form.

They came to the conclusion that the reason for its demise was due to the following factors:

  • the rise to dominance of the American sitcom (with tons more episodes per season, huge writing staffs, large budgets, and Eddie)
  • the rise of alternative comedy, like The Royle Family and The Office (which are sitcoms without a live audience, but that’s just me)
  • other reasons that I can’t remember because I have a low attention span

Boy did they time their declarations badly. Because, just a handful of weeks later — early February of this year to be exact — Channel 4 dropped an atomic bomb on the tv comedy world, and half the planet is still reeling from the fallout.

I’m talking about The IT Crowd, which is not only a ray of sunshine, a beam of hope, a warm spot in a progressively colder world, for fans of British comedy, but also a phaser stun blast, a nibble of Soylent Green, a surprise ankh in the Ultima box, for geeks.

Because, you see, The IT Crowd is absolutely jammed with more geek references than a Wil Wheaton blog post. Ever wanted a sitcom with Linux references, with Atari 2600 references, with Boing Boing and Slashdot references, with vintage computers lying all over the set and a star who wears Space Invaders characters on his t-shirt? No? Well, too bad, because you got it.

Here’s the premise: a dork, Roy, and a super-dork, Moss, work as IT engineers in the basement of a London corporation. Different-type-of-dork Jen, newly recruited to the company, is sent to head up the department. She knows nothing about computers and is a “people person”. The dorks know nothing about people and are “computer persons”. Comedy ensues.

There’s something sexy about Jen, as well, in the midst of all her totally fearless self-deprecating comedy, which is awesome. A woman who is terribly funny, and completely unafraid to totally humiliate herself in the most absurd ways on television, who somehow is sexy through it all. She’s like Gillian Anderson with a silly laugh that turns into a snort.

For Brits, congratulations, you got an awesome show. For Americans, unless you Torrent it or something, sorry. At this point, I’m not aware of it being picked up for any North American channels.

Other people beside myself and my friend Danny must have liked it as well: it’s been commissioned for a second series. I’ve had to make room at the Table of TV Godliness, right next to Spaced, which is great, because Simon Pegg and Jessica Stevenson were getting lonely up there all alone.

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HD Hot Sauce, now available in the UK!

April 17th, 2006, 9:23 am

My dear friend Danny — my longtime partner in International TV Exchange crime — recently forked out for a complete overhaul of his home theater, the centerpiece of which is now a spanking new 50-inch plasma hi-def set.

The thing is, since Danny lives in Oxford (you know, that Inspector Morse place), he’s got nothing to watch in actual HD until late May, when Sky Digital are scheduled to drop round and install the new HD receiver. I think actual bona fide HD broadcasting is due the following day. He’s practically running up the walls, waiting to really put his new plasma baby to the test, and I can’t blame him his impatience.

I remember when I first got my HD set way back in 2001. I’d had an HD DirecTV receiver for ever (since 1998), but was downconverting to a standard definition 16×9 set. But, thanks to a location here in Los Angeles too close to the hills, I actually had no local reception of HD channels (excepting NBC), seriously limiting my selection, when I did finally put myself in debt for my 34-inch direct display. Now, of course, DirecTV offers four of the locals and a growing number of other HD channels, so thankfully my days in the wilderness are behind me.

But regardless of my early limited choices, HDTV has become such an integral part of the viewing process that I can’t imagine living without it. It’s kind of like going back to Bud Light after trying English pub ale. And, of course, how could we endure watching DVDs off anything but a progressive-scan, anamorphic display? Perish the thought.

And now it would seem that our friends in the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland have now, also, seen the light. It looks like tons of UEFA football matches are going to switch to HD basically immediately, and unlilke the feeble, disinterested, sloth-like growth of programming that occurred in the US, it would seem that UK HD availability is going to debut with a bang and not a whimper. I’m chuffed to bits for my friend, and also a little wistful, because once HD enters your life, you can never go back again.

Danny has put some photos chronicling his epic undertaking here. They’re quite fun.